Example 2 Of Speeches To Welcome On Christmas

Audience: employees and their families at a Christmas program
Message: Let’s keep the holiday spirit all year.
Tone: formal
Timing: 7-8 minutes

Good evening, everyone. Thank you for coming. A special welcome to members of our board. And we do so appreciate the program of holiday hymns and other seasonal songs. For those of you who aren’t familiar with this group before you—these choir members are our own. They volunteer to stay after work for rehearsals. And from time to time, they present programs such as this for us. I understand the auditions are tough, but the rewards and camaraderie among the group are worth it. Thank you, choir, for adding to our enjoyment this evening.

When I think of Christmas, I think of change, the unusual. Certainly, it wouldn’t be Christmas without tinsel and neckties,… without music and merriment,… without peppermint and presents. But in January the tinsel is stuffed back in the cardboard box and returned to the attic. The neckties are worn or returned. The music and merriment fades. The peppermint turns to calories and pounds. The presents are used or broken. Everything is back to normal. January dawns with dull routine.

But think of it. For almost a full month—from Thanksgiving through the New Year’s celebration—everything changes. Our homes, our hearts, our hopes.

Our homes change. We string up the lights. Put candles in the window. Decorate a tree. We have wrapping paper in the bottom of the closet. Fudge in the refrigerator. Greeting cards on the table. Even our schedules change. Susie isn’t home for dinner because she’s out shopping late. On Saturday afternoon Dad suddenly decides to turn off the ball game and head for the mall. Mikie has grandmother sewing his reindeer costume until the wee morning hours. We miss a few meals together. In fact, we get down-right secretive when we used to share the day’s events.

Not only do our homes change, but our hearts change. Have you noticed how that happens?
The young person who was once in a hurry stops now to hold the door open for the elderly man as he pushes his shopping cart through.

Parents grow a little more patient with toddlers who can’t sleep for excitement.

Grandparents call more often to see how everyone’s getting along.

People are more generous with their gifts to charity.

The churches boast their best attendance for worship.

Those who are feuding grow mellower and more forgiving.

The rebellious suddenly feel nostalgic pangs of home and hearth and pick up the phone or drop a line just to say “I’m okay.”

We even wish total strangers health, happiness, and prosperity at this time of the year.

In addition to the change in our homes and hearts, we gradually realize our hopes change. We seem to take on a longer view of life. We hope that the hungry are fed, that wars cease, that mankind conquers disease, that relationships reign supreme in our lives.

So is all this change during the holiday season for the better or the worse?

On all counts—except the popcorn and peppermint—I’d say the changes are for the better. Change gives us time for reflection, for thought. Change makes us see the meaning of our lives more directly and more clearly. Change makes us re-evaluate our direction.

That’s certainly the case in our corporate life this year. Our company has changed in a great many ways. We’ve added (number) new employees. We’ve opened new plants in (city) and (city). We’ve established more quality-control procedures to ensure that we more than meet customers’ needs and expectations.

We’ve even changed our “home” here at headquarters. There’s new decor everywhere you look as you stroll through the buildings—and we do encourage you to take your families around the grounds to show them where you spend your most productive hours.

I think we’ve even had a change of heart here at work. A new team spirit. There’s a positive, can-do attitude, a new energy and commitment.

We as a company even have new hopes. We’ve become more aware of the world around us. As the map of the world continues to change,… and the globe shrinks each year,… our hopes for peace and prosperity for more of the world’s peoples are becoming a reality.

So I ask you to contemplate these changes we see and feel at the holiday season—changes in homes, hearts, and hopes. This is a time for reflection and commitment. Commitment to improvements for individuals and corporations.

I want to leave you with a challenge this evening. I don’t know about you, but I like the changes we see at this time of year. l like the smiles,… the sentiments,… the successes celebrated.

The challenge is this: Don’t let the cold wind of January hit you like a hammer and pound you back into the routine. Let’s commit to each other as employees and to each other as families to offer loving support and a positive attitude year round.

May you and your loved ones have a joyous season that always keeps life from becoming “routine.”

Homes, hearts, hopes. Let’s keep those happy changes alive throughout (year). Happy holidays.

Example 1 Of Speeches To Welcome On Christmas

Audience: employees and their families at a Christmas program
Message: We appreciate you and wish you a happy holiday.
Tone: informal
Timing: 2 minutes

We appreciate your coming tonight to enjoy the holidays for a brief few moments with us. And the effort, I understand, hasn’t been minimal. Nothing seems to destroy the Christmas spirit faster… than looking for a place to park—particularly tonight with such a crowd. The positive side to all that parking confusion, of course, is that we are growing and prospering as individuals and as a company.

This year we’ve added our new product line, the (name of line). Our customers have given every indication of loving its new design, the benefits, and its low price tag. So the Christmas spirit around here began early in the year.

But nothing—least of all an organization such as ours—thrives without men and women who care about their jobs all year long. You are those employees. I want to take this opportunity to tell you how much you mean to the company. The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried up Christmas tree is just as worthless as the company that does not respect the dignity of each individual who contributes to its success. Each of you is unique. And you make a valuable contribution to our total effort.

Someone has said that the best Christmas or Chanukah gift of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another. That’s probably true.

And I would add: The next best thing is our program tonight. We hope you’ll agree. We have music, a story for our children, and a visit from Santa maybe later in the evening.

So put that overdue project out of your mind, along with the unwrapped presents. Relax and enjoy. We think the program will put a smile on your face, a lilt in your voice, and a song in your heart.

May the joy of the season make the holiday especially nice this year for you and your family.

General Guidelines

Focus on employees as individuals; make them feel the event is for them individually, not for the company’s well-being.

Overview the program or details of the event.

Encourage employees to get to know each other and the families of their colleagues.

Express warm wishes for the season or event.

Speeches For Introduction For Event

Audience professional organization
Message: The program is going to be of immediate benefit to you.
Tone: informal, light
Timing: 1-2 minutes

How many of you are here today because you wanted to hide out somewhere until somebody else solved the crises back in your office? I won’t ask for a show of hands, but let me just tell you that you lucked out by showing up. This afternoon you’re going to walk away with some challenging ideas and immediately applicable how-tos.

As stated in your program, our seminar will focus on key challenges currently facing our industry and ways to successfully turn those problems into opportunities in your local organizations.

We have a panel of experts to share ideas with us. I will be directing questions to each of them, focusing on the following topics: Reducing costs…. Improving customer service…. Reducing out-of-season inventory…. Ensuring quality in the manufacturing process…. Developing and motivating a talented staff.

Our speakers have graciously supplied us with journal articles and a bibliographic listing that will be helpful to you as you follow up on their ideas. And we’ve assembled copies of all these materials in the binders in the back of the room. We ask that you pick those up during the break or as you leave for the day.

Thank you for joining us. I’m eager to get started and have my own pen and notepad poised for pitfalls to avoid and performances to emulate. Out of the maze of challenges or “opportunities” facing us in this decade, I think most would agree that the primary question on the minds of those in the audience is [insert statement, question, or issue].

I’ll ask you, Dr. (name) to begin on that issue.

Increase Download Speed By 100-200Kbps

First of all download this wonderful program:

www.speedguide.net/files/TCPOptimizer.exe

Then when you start de program, go to settin’s and den go to cable mothem or dsl (whatever your connection is)

Go to MaxMTU and set it to 1500. This is optimal as anythin’ above this will not work as well.

Enjoy de speed!

Downloading BitTorrent Files

What is BitTorrent in Plain En’lish?

BitTorrent is a program you download. It is similar to a peer-to-peer file sharin’ service. Basically it goes like this: You download de installer. You get de link to a file that ends in .torrent and enter that URL into your browser (preferably Internet Explorer). This opens de BitTorrent download window. It starts downloadin’ de file, or episode that you wanted (eg. alias2×01.torrent). As it downloads, it uploads de parts that you have to oder people so many people can get it at once. When you’ve finished downloadin’ de file, you can leave de window open (don’t press finish or close de window) and oder people can still download from you. This is very much encouraged.

I’m new to all this. How do I download with BitTorrent?

First we need to download and install a BitTorrent client

Official client 3.3
CODE
www.bitconjurer.org/BitTorrent/index.html

Experimental client 3.2.1b-2
CODE
ei.kefro.st/projects/btclient

TheShad0w Experimental S-5.8.3
CODE
home.elp.rr.com/tur

Azureus 2.0.3.0
CODE
azureus.sourceforge.net/

burst! RC5d
CODE
krypt.dyndns.org:81/torrent/download.phtml
BT++ 0.5.4 alpha [code]btplusplus.sourceforge.net

Shareaza 1.8.9.22
CODE
www.shareaza.com

Nova Torrent 0.2.0
CODE
blackflaw.dyndns.org

SimpleBT 0.1.9
CODE
sourceforge.net/projects/simplebt

BitAnarch 1.0.5a
CODE
sourceforge.net/projects/bitanarch/

Personal Torrent Collector 0.8.2.2
CODE
ptc.sourceforge.net

Effusion 0.3.3 beta
CODE
www.azrael-uk.f2s.com/az/effusion

Snark 0.5 beta
CODE
www.klomp.org/snark

ByteTorrent 0.95
CODE
sourceforge.net/projects/bytetorrent/

ABC 2.5
CODE
http://pin’pon’-abc.sourceforge.net

Note:
If you’re client freezes durin’ D/Ls, it’s a problem with you’re network card or mothem, this happens when you connect to more peers than you’re card or mothem can handle & windows shuts it down. There is a cure. Shad0ws Experimental client allows you to set how many incomin’ peers to allow.

All about BT:
CODE
www.dessent.net/btfaq/#now_what

How to Download Torrent files

BitTorrent is not like oder peer-to-peer applications (such as Winmx, Kazaa, Gnutella, etc.) in that it does not have its own ”universe.” Put anoder way, BT lives on top of de Web, which means that all of de searchin’/listin’ of available files is done on de web. When you find a file you want to download, you click on it and de BitTorrent client program will run and ask you where to put it, and den start downloadin’. Or you save target as. Save de file somewhere den click on it when you’re ready to start de download.

It doesn’t do anythin’ it says:
Problem connectin’ to tracker - timeout exceeded
Problem connectin’ to tracker - HTTP Error 503: Connect failed
Problem connectin’ to tracker - [Error socket error] (10061, ” Connection refused”)
Problem connectin’ to tracker - (111, ’Connection refused’

Generally just wait. this normally means that de ’Tracker’ is maybe too busy. Leave your window open and it will try to connect every 2 minutes or so.

Note: BT dose resume downloads, just click de torrent file again when you are ready to resume de download and save it to same place as de original. All clients have an option for default download directory. I suggest settin’ this option.

My speed is always very slow!

Speeds can be real slow if your one of de below, dey all can bet set to allow BT in and out

#1 behind a firewall
#2 behind a router
#3 on a network
#4 Xps firewall is enabled

Ports 6881 thru 6999 need to be open to get good speeds

If you need info on bit torrent and how to set it up with a firewall or router
CODE
knowbuddy.dyndns.org/torrent/btclientconfig.html

Get general info on how torrent works and how it uses ports
CODE
knowbuddy.dyndns.org/torrent/btclientconfig.html
www.dessent.net/btfaq/

Where do I get torrent files?

Supernova mirrors are de best site’s, updated every 20 minutes.
CODE
www.suprnova.org

There are oders you can use here is anoder one:
CODE
www.torrentbox.com

Places to find oder torrent sites
CODE
torrentlinks.com/index.php?action=displaycat&catid=10
members.chello.nl/~p.wiersema/
home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/romeria/bittorrentsites.htm

Torrent Search en’ine
CODE
novasearch.net/

Keepin’ up with de torrent network
CODE
www.digital-update.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=163113
www.filesoup.com/phpBB2/index.php
www.lickmytaint.com/
suprnova.org/

PeerGuardian

What does PeerGuardian actually do?

PeerGuardian does two thin’s to help P2P users. The first is de obvious one, it closes connections on certain IP addresses. The second is that it optionally logs all connections made to your computer. The reason for this is so that if you do use PeerGuardian but still get sent a legal threat, you can cross-reference de date/time of de alleged infringement with de log. This gives us a list of IPs, one of which will be de IP that’s doin’ de bustin’. It’s basically to help us identify which IPs are doin’ de bustin’ and weren’t known to PeerGuardian before. Hope that makes sense.

Is PeerGuardian 100% Protection?

CERTAINLY NOT! - PeerGuardian relies on users sharin’ information to stay up to date. It IS contributory to protection and (I’m not tryin’ to blow my own trumpet here!!) it seems to be de most up-to-date and open database of this nature on de internet (as far as I know). The more people who are usin’ full-loggin’ and report de relevant IPs when dey get a C&D threat (see above paragraph), de more people we can save. ANONYMOUS P2P is de way ahead IMHO, PeerGuardian isn’t 100% effective. I’ve NEVER claimed that and never will and I look forward to de day that PG (not just de app, more.. de database and communication between p2p’ers on blockin’ IPs) becomes totally redundant. I’m just tryin’ to help supply de next-best thin’ until we get to that stage.

I use PeerGuardian and have still been sent a legal threat.

What do I do?

First of all, stop sharin’ de file you got busted with. If you’re worried, try sharin’ older/rarer files. If you share Bourne Identity, Terminator 3 and a load of Busta Rhymes mp3s after bein’ busted, you’ll be askin’ for trouble. Second thin’ to do, check de “full connection log” in PeerGuardian. (you did have it enabled didn’t you?) - Work out de difference in timezones on de infringement warnin’ and cross-reference it with de log. From this you should be able to identify a handful of IPs. Eider post that list to de PG forums for one of our admins/moderators/members to investigate or investigate it yourself and post de p2p enemy IP to de on-line database. - There are plans to automate this whole process in de future.

CODE
www.peerguardian.net/

Download Free Music Legally

Are you scared that de RIAA is about to track you down for illegally downloadin’ son’s.
Well, here is a method of obtainin’ many son’s absolutely free that is virtually untrackable
by modern technology. This has to do with capturin’ streamin’ audio, which in many cases, believe it or not
are plain old mp3s just waitin’ for you to “download.” I have found most of de current top-40 as well as many oders you may like, so keep searchin’. The music is waitin’ for you to find it.

Step 1:

First of all, you need to find a good site that hosts streamin’ audio. My favorite that has brought me many son’s to date is www.windowsmedia.com . Some oders are just as good, but this is de site that I will be referencin’ (plus, I know you guys love to steal from Microsoft).

Step 2:

Alright, go up to de left hand corner where dere is an empty text box. This is de search box, just fill it with a son’name or artist just like you would in kazaa and click search. This will brin’ up a page with links to many websites hostin’ a stream by that artist. The ones with music notes are just that…music, this is what you want. In many cases, this is all you need. Just right click on one of de links and click “save as” to save de son’. This works if de file extension is .mp3 or .wma or .asf or well-oder known formats. If this worked, you are finished, oderwise continue readin’.

Step 3:

However, if you encounter a .asx file, dere are a few more steps you will have to endure. First of all, do exactly like de above example and save de file locally. After de file is downloaded, check to see how large de file is. If it is a large file in de megabyte range, den you should be able to play it in your favorite music program. However, if it is less than 1 kilobyte, open it as a textfile. You will den see many script commands that communicate to windows media player. Don’t worry about dese, just look for some URLs which will most likely be pointin’ to a .asf file. It will have at least one if not more. Open de new found URL in your browser and save it like in step 2 and you should be good to go. (I use Mozilla, because Internet Explorer likes to open thin’s rader than save them as I tell it)

NOTE: If any of de URLs are preceded with “mms://” instead of “http://” find anoder URL, because this technique will not work.

This technique is especially useful to avoid prosecution because streamin’ audio, and downloadin’ it appear de same to a web server, derefore you are seen as just anoder “legal” listener, so “download” away my friend and don’t blame me if this soon becomes illegal (if it isn’t already).

Step 4:

If you are picky den search for a program that will convert dese file types to mp3s. I assure you dere are many sites out dere.

If this technique does not work for some reason, dere is anoder technique which is manually recordin’ streamin’ audio, with an audio capture program. I use de one that came with my soundcard (Audigy 2ZS, great soundcard), but I would recommend it only as a last resort such as with “mms://” files. There is a degredation in quality compared to de oder formats and it records every sound your PC makes while it is recordin’ so don’t chat on AIM while recordin’ (lol I can hear random doors slammin’ now).